Theatre Fire

ms-demeanor:

ms-demeanor:

arahir:

arahir:

i am literally offering $50 to any person who can find a definitive answer to this question: why was the famous movie the name of the rose (1986), starring sean connery, banned in the united states as of november 2020?

EDIT: SOLVED. disney did it.

so it turns out this isn’t the only movie this has happened to. see this article:

and then you can see this spreadsheet (go to missing movies) to find others.

thank you to people in the replies for telling me about 20th century fox properties being acquired and shuttered by disney and for the cocoon reference which lead me down the rabbit hole to a definitive answer. disney is really here to fuck us over.

Anyway, what I mean is artificial shortages and market manipulation like this are exactly why pirating from Disney is a moral good. Fuck their media monopoly, fuck their Disney Vault, it’s a pirate’s life for me.

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funnytwittertweets:

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weaver-z:

No but if the Tramp Stamps are telling the truth and they AREN’T an industry plant… that’s so much worse. That’s so so so much worse. If they’re industry plants, it just means that they were random wannabe musicians suckered in by the promise of cash and fame who were TOLD to dress like a 50-year-old-man’s idea of a delinquent teen to “appeal to the kids” but no. They’re literally a group of women who are such unimaginably out-of-touch posers that people concluded that they could ONLY be this bad if they were being controlled by boomer businessmen in starched suits. Holy hell

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white-throated-packrat:

subversivecynic:

fatsexybitch:

peachie5000:

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this is the only tik tokk ever, actually

The CINEMATOGRAPHY the Drama! The TWIST.

This is the best parody of every Western ever and every time I see it I love it more

A masterclass in how to set up and deliver drama!

(via fucking-petticoated-swashbuckler)

purplekenobi:

chadlesbianjasontodd:

chadlesbianjasontodd:

you ever think about how in star wars the four heroes that overthrew the tyrannical empire and inagurated a new government are the princess of a tragically destroyed planet, a wisecracking rogue, the last heir of a religious order of wizards who do actual literal magic, and………a city mayor

i should clarify that im not disparaging lando here i’m just wondering what it’s like to be in a space fantasy adventure as the ONE member of your friend group who knows what a zoning law is

#lando: mr emperor…….ann arbor michigan says hello (shoots palpatine to death with his space gun)

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thyrell:

hey bro check out this tiktok of a white woman standing in a kitchen i promise it wont hurt this time

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glenn-rhee-pizzaboy:

greatdarknoodleking:

adult’s movies: sex, explosions, yelling, cheap love story

kid’s movies: deep heart-wrenching death, moments where you question your own values, humor, adult jokes splashed in, the secret to the entire universe, sometimes explosions too

“I dunno man, kid’s movies are just kinda dumb”

have u ever watched a good adult movie or did u just watch transformers and think, ‘yep this is as good as it’s gonna get’

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